My mom grows giant zucchinis. I'm not kidding when I tell you that one of them is about the size of one of my thighs. My sister came to visit, and dropped off a boatload of food, including two giant zucchinis. We grilled one up, but I've been pondering what to do with the other one. This zucchini cake looks perfect to me!
Hello! I just want to start off by saying that I absolutely love JACKASS Ive been a fan since the first time I saw the Show on TV, When I was a kid and loved it ever since.
Get Bam to come to a party for the Jackass 3 movie. When he gets to where the party is have him enter the location and be greeted by many non poisonous snakes and lock the door but only for a little. When you unlock the door and he comes out give him a nice doce of paint balls and for even a little more shock outside of the door have one of those mats when you step on it a very loud alarm goes off and fire crackers. (for even more amusement tell him its a black tie occasion and get him to wea...
Possibly using Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera and Spike Jonze, dressed up as their finest elderly counterparts. The 3 should go to a local Free Health Clinic to be tested for STD's. They should argue in the office and make it clear there is a love triangle in the nursing home where they live. Also that Jonze's character is a real slut. One could bring a teenager with them posing as a grandchild, to "teach them a valuable lesson about whores" at an early age. As loud and graphic as possible. Th...
So, you guys have had great fun on a slip and slide before, and since you have gone large with the Poo Cocktail Supreme, how about SUPER MEGA SLIP N' SLIDE!!
First of all I just wanna say I'm a huge fan, I have watched and own all the Jackasses, have most of the Wild Boys seasons, watched all of Viva la Bam and Nitro Circus, plus CKY etc...
First thing you do is slip some sleeping pills in this guys drink. Then tie him to a big piece of wood, get a tattoo saying im a jackass on his forehead, and put a shock collar on his neck. When ready shock him till he wakes up,dip him in the pool a few times,shoot him with paintballs, and then hit him with the puke balloons.
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Have someone dress up as an old lady, or just go find one. Go to a funeral home telling the person working that you need to plan your grandma's funeral for next Saturday. Be sure to introduce the old lady as your grandma. Tell him you get a good inheritance from your grandma so you don't have to worry about the money, also tell him you want to buy cheap because you would like to get a new car, a pool, a new house etc. When they ask why you are planning the funeral so soon and your grandma see...
Close down a street (preferably one with a steep hill.) Park a truck, filled to the brim with bouncy balls, on top of that hill.
Hi Guys! I am Sara...I got run over by a truck (drunk driver, not on purpose) and one of my physical therapy tools is a TENS Unit- it sends electric shocks, level and type to be decided by user, to body parts via electrodes. When I first got it, I was using it and accidentally turned it WAY UP instead of off! I sends a crazy intense shock. My first thought, after I stopped laughing my electrified ass off, was of you Jackass guys :) SO...
Johnny or whoever plans on bringing home a girl. Unknown to the girl, one of the fat crew members of JackAss is hiding in the closet of the room where the couple are getting to know eachother just a little bit better ;). The Fat guy is wielding a box of tissues and a giant bottle of Lube for his comfort ;). He is also wearing a ski mask, boxers, and wife beater (white undershirt). When things in the room begin to heat up, the fat guy explodes out of the closet (dick hangin out) surpising the ...
A prank for between 2-4 Jackass members (one should be wee man due to his height disadvantage). Using a trampoline with no safety netting (cause who wants that much safety?) Put on some boxing gloves and head gear & duke it out while jumping on the trampoline as high as possible. Im sure that hilarity will ensue.
You have a water slide like the one in the Jackass episode with the water slide ( in the picture above ) but instead of water, after you go over the ramp at the bottom you go flying into a pile or container of poo!
When one of your friends goes to sleep go in his room and tie him down. ( handcuffs maybe?) Then Once he is up (or wake him up) mess with him in many ways. From tickling all the way to drawing. Maybe some free smacks or something. A whole load of ideas your mind can think of.
find one of steve-o's old girlfriends and get her to look pregnant and get her to come to the set and tell steve o that he is the father of her child
This is a game just like "TRUTH or DARE" just the "JACKASS" way. Get some of the crew (try for AT LEAST 4) ready. Once the players are known, find out who will be going first. That person will pick someone to pick "LOSE OF FAIL". If they pick "LOSE" you must think of 1st dumb idea pops in your head or something already made up. If they pick "FAIL" they are hit in the nuts (as many times as you all have picked). This goes on till one person is left.
For this prank, get one of the guys from the crew (prob will be Dave England) to walk in a library ready to poop. Have him then get a book to read or maybe go on computer and just sit and not talk. Then have him begin to poop. While this is going on make sure he try's and plays it off. If people start to look around play it as cool as you can. IF at 1st no one knows he is pooping make him be the 1st to be like ewwww whats that or somthing. once there get out of there and see how people take it.
Go to a sore where they sell mattress'es Get some of the guys (at least 4) to go in store ready to stand tall
Start by getting Steve-O to vomit (shouldn't be too hard) then start a chain reaction of this to every member of Jackass. It should end up going down a line of people then hitting one of the camera guys. At the very end use the Clipper Cam on whoever has the longest hair.
Two people need to do this prank.
the idea is if someone went on a haggard slip and slide down a hill and it was made with lube and shit and someone went down a rocky hill going through shit and rocks and
Ive done this myself in the past with a couple of friends and it yielded interesting results. Go to the store and get some popsicles ( I'm fucking positive I'm spelling that wrong but fuck it) big meaty bastards like the old school bomb pops you then take x number of people and have them shove the popsicles up their asses the first person to fully melt the popsicle wins you can also do a long jump version where they have to shoot it out their ass and the person with the longest distance wins ...
THE DRUM KIT is prank that needs 6 people ,five of them pretend the drum kit and the sixth plays the drums.The way to choose who will play is the sticks the one who picks the longest plays.
Fill one of your buddies vehicles with the mono foam they use for insulation and let it set and wait to see out come ha ha hope you guys consider it .
Youe put a mous trap in the alarm and set the alarm then you put another one in the light switch so when he wakes up, he gets the trap in the finger and on the floor.
Well what u do is easy get wee man and strap him around one of u guys and start shoting at him with paint balls or anything awesome!.........!.........!.........!........!.........! Epic
Have a rodeo arena to perform this stunt. Have all but one Jackass crew members dressed in prison attire. Have the one crew member dressed as a woman. Act out a skit where the robbers steal the woman's purse. Have the crew member dressed as the woman release a bull. Have the bull take down all robbers and have the woman retreive her purse.
take a sledge hammer head and a POWERFUL air cannon (this is a revisit to the cup test) then have Bam get shot in the NUTTS by it and then put a harness on him that can be ATTACHEDto a vehicle on the back ATTACH it and floor it he will cry like a BABY BACK BITCH and every one else will laugh there ass off
Well, we all know what bungie jumping is, and we all know what kidnaping is, so why the hell not mix them together!! Just pretend to kidnap one of the guys when he's out doing his usual thing, dont let him know its you, then as he is blindfolded and tied up, take him to a brigde (or anything bungie jumpable!). Then as he is still tied up and blindfolded, attach a bungie cord to him, without him knowing, and throw him off! And all the while he thinks he's falling to his death!
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Every summer my husband and I plant a tomato plant. We do this to enjoy the plump red tomatoes right off of the vine.
Use one of those big slingshots, and launch someone way the hell in the air into a lake.
Get your friend wasted till he passes out. You then put some flour and water with a bit of salt in the microwave just to make it warm an thiCkin till it looks like sperm. then get a hot dog. ok have one friend stand next to your friends face with his dick out. then you quickley shove the hotdog in his mouth and pour the the salty sperm flour in. (you can also dIp the hot dog in it first) when he wakes up he'll freak cuz something was just in his throat now hes got salty white shit in his mout...
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Call into a fancy hotel, that allows pets. tell them you have two animals that need to stay one night with you.
