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News: car steal back

to set it up you park a car at a pretty busy car lot during closed hours, set up papers that look similar to the ones in the other, basically make them think that car is theirs to sell. Then duringg open hours, wait till a good crowd is near the set up car, run through, break the window with a brick or whatever you choose and act like your hotwiring it, then take off.

News: Set up Jackass autograph signing but it wont be Jackass when people get there

So this one is going to be a prank on hundreds, maybe thousands of people. What you're going to do is advertise a Jackass autograph signing somewhere. Put up flyers or posts on Facebook or something like that to get people to come. Have a long ass table set up with a bunch of chairs so people think its a seat for each member of Jackass. Make people wait a little telling them the Jackass crew are running a little late. Then after a little while you can announce that Jackass has arrived and the...

How To: Cure anxiety one day at a time

In order to cure anxiety one day at a time then try to follow a few simple steps. Anxiety is a recurring problem, that pops up in the wrong times. There is no quick fix but there is hope for a cure. The first step is to take your episode of anxiety one day at a time. Don't always dwell on your anxious episodes and instead focus on the good times in between each episode. There are three thinking strategies that you can use to improve your anxiety. The first is to use visualization. The second ...

News: Special Shoping

Have England go to Wal Mart, to the toy department, and act like he is super special(mentally). He should wave his arms around randomly, moan, pick up and throw toys and then start cursing out employees, ending every profane phrase with "nice, nice man" think about it, would they throw out someone with a learning disability that was on camera.

News: Bull in a China Shop

So we have all heard the expression like a bull in a china shop. Well after seeing Knoxville's infatuation wth bulls in Jackass 2 I thought hey, why not put a real bull in china shop.I see Knoxville running down a street screaming, wearing a red matador outfit, into a china shop followed by a bull, with Knoxville and the bull running into everything in the shop and breaking lots of stuff.

News: "Dong Vito"

Convince Vito, or any other member.. hell ,or as many members possible to go back to their room with a convincing drag queen. Let the cast member find out by finding the real MEMBER. Just thought this up while trying to imagine something Bam would do to Vito. Hope you like it.-chris

News: Old man Balls Drive By

So for this skit you have some dressed as the old person with only short shorts on so people they think that there pranking everyone around, they can be changing a tire on the side of the road with there balls hanging out, then as hes doing that you have a car do a drive by with super soakers filled with pee and possibly barf, and someone jumps out and pies them in the face wth a cow pie, kick him in the nuts, then jack his car leaving him in the middle of no where dressed as an old man cover...

News: glue bam to a seat abd blow it it up

i really think good prink would be have bam go the bath room and not telling him that there is supper glue on the seat and then have johny go to the bathroomdoor and ask bam if he is all right and bam will say no because he glued to a toilt seat and can not get up so blow up the toilt with hime on it and laugh your ass off so dam hard.

News: 70's Jackass

As everything is like modern maybe things should be taken back in time. So maybe the crew should dress up in the 70's style and like go around doing prank that would of been done in the 70's. Is pretty random but thought it would be awesome.

News: Spring Horse Rodeo

Ok, here is what I was thinking. You take a classic toy that most of us know as a child the horse with the springs that we all played on at one time or another. Then we strap that to a truck or trailer. Then we ride through the desert or dunes and try to hold on for as long as possible.

News: Glued Shut

One retard, (preferably Steve-o) should glue his ass shut thinking he is doing a different prank, but its actually a prank inside a prank, he will be secretly fed laxative and chili. And he might even have to crap so bad he will rip his ass open?

News: Siamese Twins

Bam's Birthday is coming up and i think that it would be funny to hide a key in bams birthday cake, he accedently eats the key and then we handcuff him to eerin (his favorite cast member). the only way for him to get free is to shit out or throw up the key later in the day. but he has to live with eerin for who knows howlong.

News: Catholic School Parade

i know it's a simple prank but i thought it wuld be funny to have Knoxville, Pontius, Dunn, O, England, Weeman, and Preston dress in their gayest or most revealing outfits and parade around in a catholic school with gay techno blasting through boombox and wave around the rainbow logo flag

News: SHOULD HAVE BEEN UP

When one of your friends goes to sleep go in his room and tie him down. ( handcuffs maybe?) Then Once he is up (or wake him up) mess with him in many ways. From tickling all the way to drawing. Maybe some free smacks or something. A whole load of ideas your mind can think of.

News: This is my shot to Live my Dream and be in a movie doing the things i love!

Now you said come up with one idea but i actually have a few. My first prank would have to be something that is never really done a lot, i was thinking putting one of the cast crew members inside a porter potty empty of course(clean) and wait for somebody to go in then pop out as they are about to use the restroom(scare the living crap out of them). For my next ideal prank would have to be better than the first so i'm proposing that you put a boxing glove on one of those extenders like you di...

News: The Poisionous Snake

this idea you would be pranking someone on the crew, we can set up another stunt that has to do with a snake that is non poisionous so whoever is getting pranked will be biten by it and they can think that hey might die.....manny the expert can be there telling everyone that it is actually poisionous and they need to be rushed to the hospital as fast as possible....then to spice up the prank you can just get sic and twisted with it and pretend the car breaks down and they have to start runnin...

News: Never Drinking Again, Worst Hangover Wakeup

If you've gotten drunk and had a hangover, you know how bad it can be in the morning. The slightest thing is like tortue. This will make someone never wanna drink again. It gets pretty good, so you gotta read it all. Ok, get someone to drink very heavy that doesnt drink that often. We can do this the night you fly us out to L.A.. Say its to celebrate us winning.Set up a bunch of alarm clocks in their room(loud noises suck)Aim a bright light right in their eyes and when they wake up turn it on...

News: worlds worst salesman

An "employee" is helping a customer who has a few questions. Not only does the fake employee know absolutely nothing about what is being asked, but the "employee" then "accidentally" breaks an item in the store while trying to demonstrate to the customer. Then a "manager" walks by, and the employee blames the broken item on the customer. The results are endless. People might react in all sorts of entertaining ways. The prank really depends on the fake employee's ability to keep cool while lyi...

News: the wal-mart bandit

I THINK THIS COULD BE GREAT..IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR EVER.. WE SHOULD DRESS UP IN A BLUE CAP WITH A BIG YELLOW SMILEY FACE ON IT AND HAVE A YELLOW MASK ACROSS OUR EYES.. WALK INTO WAL-MART GRAB A CART AND SHAKE THE DOOR GREETERS HAND AND JUMP IN THE CART AND USE IT KINDA LIKE A HORSE AND HAVE SOMEONE ELSE PUSH YOU THREW WAL -MART AS IF THEY WAS A REGULAR WAL-MART SHOPPER .. HAVE THEM TAKE YOU TO THE TOY SECTION TO GET 2 THINGS A HORSEY STICK AND A FAKE SWORD AND STAND UP HIGH AND MIGHTY...

News: FBI's Most Wanted

For this one you're gonna have to use some good makeup and stuff, but what you would do is make someone look like someone on the FBI's most wanted list and have them hanging outside the white house or outside a police station or something asking cops or agents for directions or something like that. Imagine what they would do if they thought you were that guy.Or, what about prank calling the FBI? Tell them you know where Usamah Bin Laden is, but you want the 25 million dollar reward first or s...

News: badass mouse trap

its essentually a rube goldberg machine of the jackass cast. such as preston getting feathers (big chicken) and getting launched into a bucket of eggs(raw) that has a switch that launches wee man(bungie cord/surgical rubber cording) into a foam filled trash ben (huge one that you rent) he musty then climb out of it hop on a minimoto throwing a baseball at a button that drops england threw a trap door into a room of mousetraps. he has to run to the otherside of the room to hit a switch. i unde...

News: Paintball Blast

The title of this prank doesn't really tell everything about it. So here it is. Imagine Johnny Knoxville walking down the road among dozens of other pedestrains. Have police sirens blaring in the backround. Have a white van speeding hen come to a screeching halt. Have Bam margera, Steve-o, and Wee-Man jump out with paintball guns and start firing them at Johnny Knoxville. While all this is happening, Preston and Chris Pontius should be on the roof of a building bombing him with balloons fille...

News: Can't Take The Heat

Put a group or a small number of people in sauna, make sure it's nice and warm. Then open up the door and spray pepper spray(Fox Brand) in the eyes and bodies of the people inside. The heat will increase the pain of the pepper spray, after they snot and hack and gag on it for a few minutes, let them out towards a shower or with a shower in close proximity, they will automatically go jump in the shower due to them thinking it will take off the pepper spray, but it as well as the heat will incr...

News: The Interrogation

How bout a day of boozin', per usual, when a prank involving a car goes terribly wrong? The person driving the car (the victim) will have been pretty intoxicated when someone pretends to be hit by the car and injured. This will take place in a field once thought to be for safe for shooting anything, but unbeknownst to the victim, still within the realm of drunk driving laws. After the police are called by some bystanders, serious questions are asked. The victim is put in a paddywagon (so they...

News: !!**LOST ALPINISTS**!!

Get lots of bright snow gear including a survival backpack and the necessary thing u need to survive in a blizzard on your own. Have tins, cans ice pics, whatever hanging from your backpack. Have a separate big bag kinda like a duffel bag attached by a rope to your harness on your waist. Go downtown where there's lots of people and walk like your in a blizzard (maybe have snowshoes on?). Or you can take that idea, erase the part about the duffel bag on the back and put 3 other people dressed ...

News: port o derby

two crew members will get in individual port o pottys. they will compete in a down hill race. i think its hilarious and will be pretty gross when they fall over going down hill. please pick one of my pranks. its been my dream like everyone else to be on jackass, this is my 15th submitted prank and im gonna submit as many possible to prove my effort. hopefully my hard work and dedication will pay off and ill cya in hollywood

News: exploding toilet poop

Ok look find a restroom that all the Jackass cast would would use...then replace it with a non working toilet.and the idea is that when a jackass member has to use the restroom they will sit down and poop,but inside the toilet there will be some poop hidden and that poop will explode on them and will be really gross but a great prank, and they will have poop from another jackass member.hehe sounds like great idea to me.oh yeah and it can only be one victim or maybe more who knows you guys try...

News: Caught Brown Handed

Have some of the Jackass crew poop in a purse. Or use elephant poop....and fill the bottom of the purse. Cover the poop with makeup, tissues, personal items, etc. that you'd normally find in a purse. Then set in on a semi-busy sidewalk.(Making it a Coach purse would attract more attention I think.) When "curious" people walk by they'll probably check the purse for money, but instead they get a disgusting surprise!! After a few people have "gotten their hands dirty" you could have Spike Jones ...