News: TAZER QUEST
well its all in the title realy remember old school lazer quest well i think it needs a little spicing up so all new tazer quest is here!!!
well its all in the title realy remember old school lazer quest well i think it needs a little spicing up so all new tazer quest is here!!!
alright so my dumb friends and I were sitting just bullshitting and came up with an idea for a gnar prank. if ya got balls though, this shit might get your ass killed. we want you guys to skydive down and land in a state correctional facilities' outdoor recreational area, and upon landing tell the people that you missed your target and then see what happens.or just make up something crazy to say like. HEY! am I in Mexico did I make it?anyway let me know what you think if ya got time. peace ou...
Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag off. Airbag's explode at over 200 mph, this will send the victim 4 to 5 feet in the air and will feel like someone ripped him a new asshole. Hilarity ensues this will be a classic video, try it out let me know what you think. Then get me on a plane to L.A. I wanna party with you.
You start a casual conversation about skydiving with someone afraid of heights, you suggest to them a good prank would be to dive from a plane blindfolded and find your friends (who are also falling) so they can put on your parachute guided via a radio headset. While they tell you about how much they think it is a bad idea your buddies pounce from behind, blindfold them, tie them up and make out like your going to try the stunt.
Okay, so i thought laser tag in the dark with a lot of obstacles with a little bit of a twist. Every time you get shot you get shocked, bad. To get the feel of maybe even a taser with that shock. In the taser tag arena there will be many many many other things to get you hurt as well. It is in the dark so there would be marbles on the ground, hidden holes in the floor to fall in one of them which snakes will be in(Bam), things coming out of the wall to hit you in the face, or balls. Mouse tra...
So i thought the greatest prank on the jackass crew would not by physical but emotional...then physical. Sounds pansy-ish i know but read on. Just wee-man and two filmers go to a bungee-jumping spot. They film wee man waving, then falling, then screaming. Next they add another video of a dummy that looks like weeman hitting the ground. They show the video to the crew and tell them wee man has died. even have actor doctors and morgue people to confirm. The crew would be so devasted they'd have...
Here we revisit Ryan Dunn’s famous “car up the butt” skit. This time, see if it is possible to stick an egg-shaped object up inside yourself. Don’t use a real egg, because it will break. Try to find something solid that will show up in an x-ray. While laying on the x-ray table, mention things like, “it really hurt when I crossed the road to the other side, today,” or “I was making scrambled eggs this morning and I thought I had five, but it turns out I only had four. I swore there were five i...
My buddy and I came up with this one. You should have someone wake up to a zombie outbreak or to a nuclear winter/war. Ya think they wouldn't be freaking out?
Well I'm from Denver Colorado, which the nickname is Menver!!" I Have been a Denver Single Mad Man for quite sometime... I tried some online dating (Horrible experience, but everyone is doing it!!From Menver) My Only date from that BS Eharmony, The girl was smoking hot in her pictures but showed up huge as Hell!! And Bragged about how much she loves to eat!! Couldnt believe it!! So I think a Prank should be dressing up like a girl but looking for men (Strait people)... It could goes as far as...
This is a game just like "TRUTH or DARE" just the "JACKASS" way. Get some of the crew (try for AT LEAST 4) ready. Once the players are known, find out who will be going first. That person will pick someone to pick "LOSE OF FAIL". If they pick "LOSE" you must think of 1st dumb idea pops in your head or something already made up. If they pick "FAIL" they are hit in the nuts (as many times as you all have picked). This goes on till one person is left.
Have pie eating contest with at least 4 people. The contestants will have to eat the pies blind folded.
Have your friend jump into a pile of shit, but have him think it is mud, then tell him it is actually human feces after he jumps into it.
the first thing you do is get a dummy and go on a high bulding and tape a little speeker on the dummy and through him off screaming into the mic so people will think its real it will be so funny and make sure some of the guys are down there so no one down there will get hit.
have a guy/girl dress up like a prego chick go to the bars/clubs n jus act sloppy drunk tryin to get with every dude n jus throwin back shots and stuff...or maybe jus out in public with a flask fallin down stairs...i think any hink with a fake prego chick would b funny
I was thinking about how you could get a seat warmer and put hot wax on a toilet seat. Then they go to sit down on it and hopefully there balls will brush against the wax but when they go to get up it rips at all there hair down there. This idea is still in works because one it would be funny as hell to see happen to someone especially if they wake up or half asleep when it happens.
one of the guys could cover their full body in pegs as it would be really painfull but really funny, i think preston should do this coz he gets really grumpy some times and has more skin to peg if you know what i mean ;)
More or less as the title makes you think 2 ladders next to each other 2 idiots and a pile of poop!!
have a contest where a bunch of crazy video game nerds come and think that they are going to win a free xbox or other system, have them enter a contest and let them win, then have them do some stunts to finally win the xbox, just as you give them the system have it explode in their face somehow
You get a skateboarder ( Bam maybe? ) to think that he is going to do a huge skateboard jump onto a mat ( doesn't have to be a mat ). When you show him to jump and go through the landing plans, you show him the mat as well. When he goes back in to get ready, you swap the mat for a poo filled container!
Religion can be so funny, and why not exploit that? How much do you think the man in the box could take? Go confess all of your "sins" you know, the usual dog raping, man on man love, jacking it everyday, and why not sin while your confessing! "Father, please forgive me for my fucking sins."
Have a jackass dress up like a war veteran. Have the jackass go out on the street and pretend like he thinks he is still in war. Have the jackass kill enemys and save peoples lives from non existing bombs and grenades. FILM REACTIONS!
So basically what i thought would be hilarious, would be to have a skit where weeman goes bungee jumping, only the catch is they first film weeman waving and then jumping. Then make a second video with a dummy that looks like weeman falling to his "death" as the line snaps. The camera crew shows the footage to the others. and they would be so emotionally torn up. They also would have to cancel the movie because they would have to attend his "funeral" then as one of the cast goes to say there ...
I recently thought about playing the game of basketball but with a twist. The game is called "Tacksketball." Of course, this is an idea that I can only see #TeamJackass handling. Basically, you need to place tacks on specific areas of the area/basketball court. If their was a way to keep these tacks positioned that would be even better. However, the catch is tacks will also be placed on the basketball, so beware of passes from your team-mates. This game must be played barefoot, as salt will b...
This is one of the funniest jokes I've ever thought : Johnny (or, again, whoever you want) will use his fingers for this one. He must be behind somebody, he rises his thumb and, fastly, put it in the guy's ass (try to hit the hole). This joke can be done with more than one finger :) .... The following one is a little bit less original, but it's good: it's called the "ass-divider". It's really simple, but funny as hell : Johnny goes behind a member of the crew and, really fastly and forcibly, ...