The Golden Shiatsu! So take a couple of the guys that just did a really hard stunt and tell them they need a reward for what they did, so you take them to a Shiatsu Massage place. when they go in have some hot girl invite them in and get them all relaxed and are laying face down on the table, get the girl to put a nice warm dark colored towel over there heads to help them relax, as well so they can not see any shadows or sudden movements around them.
Innocence meets malignancy. Expressiveness meets perversion. Farmville meets Disturbia. Can you top these funny and disturbing FarmVille hay bale art masterpieces? Surprisingly, few farmers have dedicated their farms to perversity—but maybe more should! I'm surprised no one has designed boobs yet. Most seem to prefer swastikas.
So everyone knows from the previous Jackass movies that Bam is completely scared of snakes. This prank is pretty simple. In the early early morning sneak into Bam's room where he is sleeping and carefully put the Boa Constrictor in his bed and then wait for him to notice. For safety reasons you might want to have.... wait this is jackass no need to worry about safety till later LOL.
While someone is sleeping put a table over there had and blow the airhorn and watch them sit up smack there head on the table lol not a bit just a prank to pull ha ha
You know I am so not ready for Halloween at all. No way summer is no where near over for me. I haven't even been camping yet. Summer always seems to fly by for me as it is the busiest time of year with craft shows and lots of visitors to our area.
I found this site by looking for a how to make whipped soap. I was looking for ideas for a mans soap. We all know men use it but they don't buy it. Not Usually but their ladies love to buy things for them. I know I love to create things my sweat heart can use and is good for him. He loves to try some of the things I make. He is my Ginny Pig and a good sport as well.
Tips a secret prank for Jeff and Johnny to read , or the element of surprise will be lost.
First of all I just wanna say I'm a huge fan, I have watched and own all the Jackasses, have most of the Wild Boys seasons, watched all of Viva la Bam and Nitro Circus, plus CKY etc...
If you love playing those WarCraft and StarCraft strategy games on your PC, chances are you've also heard of a game called League of Legends.
My idea is to get a really big ball. Then, Build/Buy I Giant Foot. Have grips installed on ball. Have someone get on the ball. Have the ball kicked by the Giant foot at a high power. Maybe into water so who ever is launched isn't killed. Unless it's Erin. Lol. Anyways, I hope I hear from you!
Get your friend wasted till he passes out. You then put some flour and water with a bit of salt in the microwave just to make it warm an thiCkin till it looks like sperm. then get a hot dog. ok have one friend stand next to your friends face with his dick out. then you quickley shove the hotdog in his mouth and pour the the salty sperm flour in. (you can also dIp the hot dog in it first) when he wakes up he'll freak cuz something was just in his throat now hes got salty white shit in his mout...
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have someone walk out of a building then turn back and yell to the top story window that he forgot his baby. the man upstairs will act careless and act like hes too lazy to come down, he will then throw the fake baby out of the window. BTW HAVE A FAKE BABY. kinda obvious lol
Go up to an animal and slap it in the face or pull out its ball hair! Stupid yes ...funny yes lol
There's two senile senior citizens disguised from Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville who claims they have "gotten sick of hospital food", and decided to rob a local supermarket. One guy is wearing his sports shorts, walking with a walking stick, and with parts of his genitals exposing, plobbing everywhere. (Johhny) While the other guy's on a wheel chair, just pitifully rolling to the supermarket with his (fake) detures and the hospital gown(steve-O). As they entered the assumed "Cosco", they then p...
I THINK THIS COULD BE GREAT..IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR EVER.. WE SHOULD DRESS UP IN A BLUE CAP WITH A BIG YELLOW SMILEY FACE ON IT AND HAVE A YELLOW MASK ACROSS OUR EYES.. WALK INTO WAL-MART GRAB A CART AND SHAKE THE DOOR GREETERS HAND AND JUMP IN THE CART AND USE IT KINDA LIKE A HORSE AND HAVE SOMEONE ELSE PUSH YOU THREW WAL -MART AS IF THEY WAS A REGULAR WAL-MART SHOPPER .. HAVE THEM TAKE YOU TO THE TOY SECTION TO GET 2 THINGS A HORSEY STICK AND A FAKE SWORD AND STAND UP HIGH AND MIGHTY...
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The idea is to eat as many hot bean burrito's as possible (untill u cant eat no more) then we shall play football without equipment tackling the opponent forcing him do vomit or poop out the hot bean burrito's... Steve-o shall enjoy this one lol! BORRICOS here i come OLAY!!!!
well bam is terrorfied of snakes, put a big ass snake in the backseat of a car then lock him inside but there is a way to get out i dunno thats your creation.attack somebody like dico in his sleep with like the whole crew shooting paintballs at him lol its just a random prank
I think that Ryann dunn should get some gorilla glue and spread it between his legs Dress up like a gorilla and walk out in the streets and even jump in the cage with a gorilla overnight. Lol
BET SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN DRINK 3 MUGS OF BEER BEFORE THEY CAN TAKE 6 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND TELL THEM THERE IS NO TOUCHING OF EACH OTHERS CUPS AT ALL THAN DRINK ONE CUP AND PUT IT OVER ONE OF THEIR FULL SHOTS AND THEY CANNOT TOUCH IT SO YOU WIN LOL. BUT BET SOMEONE IN THE JACKASS CREW PREFERABLY STEVO-O AND THAN MAKE HIM DO SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID AFTERWARDS.
Set up a Potato Gun like contraption filled with Mr Ed's special sauce and wait for Pontius to walk in somewhere and when he does BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! All because he likes horse jizz in his mouth lol. I doubt this will make it but hell it was worth a shot. You guys are my fuckin heroes and I can't wait for Number 3.
walk around town with a gas can and ask people for a liter and as they go to give it to you talk about how you hate your life and empty the can on ur self and see what they do lol
the crew gets together with mopeds in a giant muddy pig pen and there armed with yack piss in water balloons starting a starting a yack piss waterballoon fight lol got a ring to it raab himself and novak run into eachother trying to hit eachother in the face with a piss balloon then you cut to bam falling into a mud hole 4 foot deep or so following that knoxville jumps off a moped into the hole with bam to hide from the rest of the crew hitting both bam and knoxville with yack piss water ball...
Today I was the only admin online at like 2:30 to 3:45. I had to deal with 27 people....asking me to World Edit all of their builds, and I explained how to apply online 3 different ways to 1 person...it was horrible. The other people who were online with me were getting super upset at this Guests. They were rude, and not able to understand super simple things.
First off, let's explain the story that inspired the phot I'm using for the post. Friday night, restaurant gig at Vallartas Mexican Restaurant in Lutz/Land O' Lakes, and I was making balloons for all the children throughout the evening. As I'm about halfway through my shift, I approach a table with two little girls (and their parents). One girl was about 6 with straight blond hair and the second girl, like pictured, had the most adorable little blond ringlets bouncing around her face as she g...
This is a tutorial showing you how to easily hack flash (.swf) games! You only need two things:
Wax their PUBIC HAIR ALL OFF
Ok.... the guys all get together to surprise BAM with a waterballoon fight only there isnt just water in these balloons lol.....One special color balloon will have the contents of a hillbilly cocktail! Gather the sperm of a few farm animals and you will have a nice hillbilly cocktail! Now the best part in my opinion is that BAM is convinced that its water and wont mind a shot to the face lol.....With carefull planning this could be some funny material.
My buddy and I came up with this one. You should have someone wake up to a zombie outbreak or to a nuclear winter/war. Ya think they wouldn't be freaking out?
What happened to please and thank you? When did asking someone to come look at your build degenerate into COME NOW or FOLLOW or sending out teleport requests to any and all currently on the server without asking?
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+Nik Cubrilovic discovered last week that Facebook could track your web activities even after you logged out of your Facebook account. After some blatant denials from Facebook spokespeople, Facebook decided to fix the logout issue, but not before +Michael Arrington, on his new Uncrunched blog, made a concise post revealing Facebook's dishonesty: Facebook submitted a patent application for "tracking information about the activities of users of a social networking system while on another domain...
noob - Short for "newbie." Someone with little to no experience or skill. In some gaming communities, there is fierce debate over the distinction between "noob" and "newb"—one being derogatory while the other simply indicates being a novice. While some may argue the semantic differences, "noob" is the most common spelling seen around the internet, for both purposes.
step 1. invite a friend (the person you prank) to a hotel to party step 2. once there invite some transvestite strippers to the hotel room
A lot of different places have computers with controls on them for several things; some have controls for installing software, some for running software, blocking websites, opening certain file formats, etc.
Their were many pedestrians in the scene as,they seen firefighters struggling with the horrifying disaster and they couldn't do much only continue to stare as bodies continued to drop..
Over the past few months I've written up several helpful How-To guides to help you with various FarmVille related issues. It's about time I put them all in one place so they are easy to find, learn from and share! It has been a pleasure writing for you all and I do hope I have helped you find ways to meet your personal gaming goals!
SO IM NOT REALLY GOOD AT EXPLAINING THINGS BUT I SHALL DO MY BEST !! HAVE WEE MAN IN A SLING SHOT .
ok well see i am crazy i would do anything and well i done alot of shit in my day i tide a rope to a bike and a tree then hit the gas and see how far u can fly then u can take one of thos things they use at da lake where one guy jumps off and one guy flys in the lake well how bout a guy 20 feet high and jump on the thing and see how high the guy flys in the lake if no one has da balls to do it i would be happy to jump form that hight and then i got one more its called ball crunger sit someone...
