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News: Boob Support = Life Support

Dr. Elena Bodnar proposes a silly idea. Why not wear a bra that double as a gas mask? No point in being ill equipped (in the event of fires, terrorist attacks, dust storms or a swine flu outbreak). The instructions are simple: In the event of an emergency, remove bra.

HowTo: Photograph an Atomic Bomb

George Yoshitake is one of the remaining living cameramen to have photographed the nuclear bomb. His documentation of the military detonation of hundreds of atom bombs from 1956 to 1962 reveals the truly chilling effect of the weapon. Below, images and explanatory captions via the New York Times. Don't miss the melting school bus. Creepy.

News: Biggest Waterballon

Fill up a balloon or some similar material with water. This should be no ordinary balloon but the biggest one, one could possibly make. Launch it down from a building or some huge height in the air on one of the jackass star's car when he is parking. Bam's would probably be the funniest. This is short and sweet, but would be very funny. The size of this should be very extreme.

News: The Million Dollar Circle-Jerk

The entire Jackass gang are place with their penisies in separate glory holes. And their hands are bound behind their backsAnimal breeding collecting equipment use to collect semen from male animals for artificial insemenation are attached to everyone genitals.The equipment is turned on. The first guy to blow his load wins a prize: a million dollars in Monopoly money!

News: Johnny's belated Debauchery Bachelor Party of Shame.

First off, congratulations to Jonny & Naomi to their marriage Friday. Great timing for Johnny to make an honest woman of the bride; 9 months AFTER your son's birth. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE.Its safe to say that Johnny did not get a proper bachelor party before he tied the knot.So Johnny gets called to meet Jeff Trenmaine at his office or some other building. When Johnny arrives, he is surprised to find a 'bachelor party' has been set up by all of his friends. Every gay male stripper, every morbid obes...

News: why people should vote no on Proposition 23

Proposition 23 is the act where they would suspend AB 32, the global warming act of 2006. If proposition 23 is enacted by voter this would pause the porvision of AB 32 until California's unemployment rate drops to a 5.5%. The unemployment rate at this current point is as high as a 12% and has been like that for the exception of 3 times since 1980. supporters call it California Job Anitiative and opponents call it the Dirty Energy Proposition.In this article it states the reason proposition 23...

News: Baby excapes firey building

This requires a baby costume skateboard ramp and a miniture house to set on fire. One or more of the Jackass crew dresses up as a baby skateboards or bikes down the ramp busting through the window through the house and out the front door into a kiddie pool full of hot sauce.

News: Donkey kong

Okay so everyone remembers the classic video game donkey kong right? Well we basically do something along the lines of that. Have a larger person dressed up or painted to look like a gorilla standing at the top of a hill or path that is on a hill, and then have someone else running up the hill while the person dressed as a gorilla throws giant barrels down at them. As the barrels get to the person they have to try and jump over them while running up the hill.

News: Abnormal Behavior

Ok, so all you need is some paintball guns, some marshmallows, some fishing line and someone that is an unnaturally heavy sleeper. Since you guys got money, attach the paintball guns to individual stands aimed at the targets crotch or stomach. You take the fishing line, loop one end and that end gets attached to fingers,toes, wrists, ankles..etc. The other end of the string is attached to the gun(s) trigger via a simple pulley setup. The guns should not be able to be knocked over or moved off...

News: THE "PUSSY" MOTEL 2

Ryan Dunn is place nude and handcuffed in a small chair or sitting on the floor of a small room. He is then completely covered in a large pile of meat and bone scraps.Next. one after another, various large wild cats are brought in (bobcats, lynx, tigers, lions, leopards and jagauars) for a meal using Dunn as their personal 'buffet' table.Finally when all is said & 'Dunn'; a prescription for a bottle of Xanax is written for Ryan for the obvious after effects of the personal closeup with the ki...

How To: Take Your Measurements

These measurments should be taken and recorded before drawing up you clothing design pattern. Wear the bra and panties you will be wearing with the final garment. Another option, especially if you are going to be selling a series of the garments, is to follow a size chart. While sizing is not very standardized in the clothing industry, I like the charts on the Burdastyle website which are in both inches and centimeters. When measuring, the tape measure should be neither too tight nor too loos...

News: The ol' ex-lax trick

Set up a double date with one of your good friends and a couple ladies. Once you are ready you, tell your friend to come on over and have a drink before we go out just to loosen up and get out any possible nerves that could over take the night. Ask him what he wants in advance that way you know to get him his own bottle.

News: The "Pussy" Motel

Ryan Dunn is handcuffed naked to a small chair or sitting on the floor of a small room. Dunn is completely covered in catfood or some other delicious morsels of food stuffings.Brought into the room with Dunn are a couple hundred of domesticated housecats. The cats will eat & lick all over Dunn's body.While the cats are eating on Dunn, Johnny Knoxville sets off firecrackers one after another in the corner of the room, causing the cats to scramble in hysterical hysteria around the room. TOTAL F...

News: Rocket- Powered Hay Wagon of Death//The Hay Ride of Maybe Doom: R.I.P. JACKASS

A hay wagon with some hay bales on it is rigged with several of same type of rocket Johnny Knoxville rode in JA2. The entire cast is onboard the wagon when the rockets are ignited, sending the wagon flying down a grass field.A second option is everyone ride a haywagon that is pulled by one of 2 completely opposite vehicles: 1. A Chevy Geo Metro, or 2. A fully loaded NASCAR stock race car, possibly driven by a woman, pulling the haywagon all around a grass field.A third option would be to have...

News: The Nuthouse Electric Chairs

The entire Jackass gang are seated around a large conference table. They are seriously strapped down in the chairs and wires & electrodes are attached to all of them. In front of each them is are large unmarked push buttons. Each umarked button is linked to a certain Jackass member. When any button is pushed, some serious voltage is sent to a specific person. However the juice will be turned off, for most of the time, for a preceding event will be taking place will be well, SOME WEIRD STRANGE...

News: FBI's Most Wanted

For this one you're gonna have to use some good makeup and stuff, but what you would do is make someone look like someone on the FBI's most wanted list and have them hanging outside the white house or outside a police station or something asking cops or agents for directions or something like that. Imagine what they would do if they thought you were that guy.Or, what about prank calling the FBI? Tell them you know where Usamah Bin Laden is, but you want the 25 million dollar reward first or s...

News: 3D Tattoo

Just for the 3D movie you guys should get one of the cast members to willingly get a tattoo on their back that they personally can't see without a mirror or anything, and tattoo a 3D penis or something else like that on their back and have them go the entire movie with the tattoo on them and if they don't figure out about it they will when they see the premier!Or just tattoo the wrong thing on them.

One Night Stand: The Late Late Show With Jackass

Johnny Knoxville is booked as a guest on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Unbeknown to Ferguson, the producers are in cahoots with Jeff Tremaine & Knoxville. A mystery stooge is placed in the audience to be brought up at the beginning of the show as every once in a while Ferguson does this. When the stooge is brought up by Craig via insistence of the show's producers, the interview starts normal but shortly soon thereafter, the 'audience member' disagrees with Ferguson over a remark, t...

News: Eating Out . . . at a fancy restaraunt

Ok so you get dressed up like your going to a fine ball or something. Then you go to a fine dining restaurant. have your friend go in first, with a girl to appear as they are on a date. Hes your camera man, make sure he keeps his camera hidden but in a good position to film you and the tables around you. Now right before you enter the restaurant you take a good dose of epicac (vomit inducer) and go in with your date. order a really nice appetizer, then all of a sudden the shit takes effect an...

News: Party 'mini' Boy.

Wee-Man in a even more outrageous replay of his 'naked walkabout' in JA2; this time he sent to go around nude into some of Los Angeles' top night spots, bars and dance clubs. Also he will during the day time go nude into restaraunts & shopping malls.To enhance the wackyness, naked Wee-Man could be sent into some of these places riding saddled goat or miniture donkey with a chimpanzee riding with him & both are each drinking cans or bottles of beer.In the ultimate act of a nude celebration, ha...

News: The Last Tango To Hell and Back

The Jackass cast enter a hotel ballroom completely nude except they are all wearing safety goggles.Each member must pair up to second member to use as a "dance partner". Some slow romantic music starts playing over a large stereo sound system in the room. ("Slow Dancing" by Johnny Rivers, "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC, "Drive" by The Cars. etc, etc, ect.)Everybody is dancing away with their partner to the music, havin a gay ol' time, when suddenly the lights go out & the music stops.Unbeknowst to...

News: Death by Diet Coke

Several Jackass cast members are individually tied to a separate poles & blindfolded or hoods are placed over them as if they are about to face "execution" by a firing squad. All are asked to give their 'any last words'.10-12 individuals arrive with 2 liter bottles of Diet Coke & Menthos candies pieces. All take up positions about 10 to 15 feet from the 'condemned'. Each 'shooter' places their Mentos into the Diet Coke bottles.The bottles can be fired as rockets by unscrewing the lid until a ...

News: badass mouse trap

its essentually a rube goldberg machine of the jackass cast. such as preston getting feathers (big chicken) and getting launched into a bucket of eggs(raw) that has a switch that launches wee man(bungie cord/surgical rubber cording) into a foam filled trash ben (huge one that you rent) he musty then climb out of it hop on a minimoto throwing a baseball at a button that drops england threw a trap door into a room of mousetraps. he has to run to the otherside of the room to hit a switch. i unde...

News: Bum Fight

ok this is a good one what you do is get ryan dunn to dress up like a bum asking for spare change and have bam give him a burger and fries and drink and have the bum(Dunn) through the food at bam and have them start fighting and then have bam kidnahpe the bum (Dunn) and take off that will be funny

News: Ball Bearings fill a room PRANK

Someone opens a cupboard door and ball bearings fall out and fill the room entirely up to their neck.How it's achieved:The cupboard has to be one of those ones that is attached to the ceiling and high up, like you get in a kitchen. A hole is made in the ceiling above the cupboard but when the doors are closed you can't tell. The room above the cupboard has a tank filled with enough ball bearings which would then feed thru the hole and rush out of the cupboard doors once they get opened. The d...