Imagine the river and all its nobleness until the Jetski rips into the frame. In the distance you see a line across the river. Instead of inspecting the line the rider (Robb-me) goes full throttle at the line ( bunji-cord) Then the rider stands up just in time to catch it on the ribs. Sending the rider flying into the air like a bottlerocket. Landing what ever way was intended by what ever god you choose, personally I am choosing Poseidon because he could release the cracken would'nt that be ...
Whenever we get together and hang, my friends are always talkin' me into doin' the famed truffle shuffle from the movie 'The Goonies', made famous by the character Chunk. Well, this is where I got the idea for this prank.
Do you have some "Fertilize All" bags that you'd like to use but perhaps: 1. You don't want to use it right when you plant because your neighbors won't have anything to fertilize when they stop by and therefore won't get the most Coins/ XP they can from their visit.
Little boy gamers don't care about coffee tables. But when a little boy gamer grows up, he's gotta have some kind of furniture. Like a giant NES coffee table with a fully functionally, giant NES controller. So Matt (grown boy gamer) built one:
have some one go out with a atractive women then go on a date
b in an open area like dessert for example,
preaty simple get 2 speed boats an maybe a 150 ft bungie rope tie one end to me an the other end to one of u guys an have the boats go as fast as possiable in opposite directions... laugh ur ass off.so we start out in one of those gryo machines that go every witch way for ten mins an make it crazy fast so were extra dizzy... the start of the track will be the rope bridge with some type of nasty substance (ur choice) under that. seconed part will be hurterls over barb wire should leave a mark ...
BET SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN DRINK 3 MUGS OF BEER BEFORE THEY CAN TAKE 6 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND TELL THEM THERE IS NO TOUCHING OF EACH OTHERS CUPS AT ALL THAN DRINK ONE CUP AND PUT IT OVER ONE OF THEIR FULL SHOTS AND THEY CANNOT TOUCH IT SO YOU WIN LOL. BUT BET SOMEONE IN THE JACKASS CREW PREFERABLY STEVO-O AND THAN MAKE HIM DO SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID AFTERWARDS.
Here's the wildest prank ever for Jackass! It's Operation Dumbass. Operation Dumbass is consist of a fast motorcycle, 50 ramp, big glass tank, & the several dangerous sharks. Operation Dumbass can be up to one or many people (if anybody has the guts to do it).
One night after partying, find the most wasted person in the group. For security purposes, don't be afraid to slip him a roofie or two throughout the night. The next morning, while he is still sleeping, strip him down butt-naked, put a blindfold and a pair of ear muffs on him, and carry him out to the car (this can also be done the night before) and drive to the airport early the next morning. Carefully carry him onto the plane, equip him with a parachute (either this or take him on a tandem ...
it's one of my favorite prank... when the person that you want to prank is sleepin put a few matches in circle on the belly an then light them after you light them put cooking pot on it, an then watch the person do the "crazy monkey drum". don't forget to make this very fast.
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From The LATimes: "Brown, the Democratic nominee, touted talking points — living within California's means, no new taxes without voter approval, returning control to the local level — that could come from a Republican playbook. Whitman, his GOP rival, unveiled her seventh attack ad against Brown, this time enlisting the words of former President Clinton during their contentious 1992 Democratic presidential primary battle. Tellingly, both candidates avoided mention of their political party.
In the top right corner of your farm you will see a little drop down menu that shows you your stats!
Sad story: a 50-year-old businessman recently lost his lover, and grief stricken, created a sex doll replica of the deceased woman. The 18-month-long painstaking process required dozens of photos to recreate an "exact" plastic copy of her face and body shape. £15,000 ($23,169) later, the clone was finished, complete with articulated joints, a titanium skeleton and lifelike skin.
What do you think of Brown's first TV ad? Do you think he'd be doing better in the polls if he spent more money on ads? FYI according to Brown's campaign, Whitman has run over 45,000 ads since the primary.
Build a road of pilates down a hill, and snowboard, sled or run down it to see who gets to the bottom first. You are allowed to throw pilates at each other.
Ok, so my friend Nathan and I play pranks a lot and a lot of them on his cousin Justin and we think Jackass might be able to help us pull the ultimate prank on him. He'll cry, piss, and shit his pants for sure if you help us do this. I hope this idea isnt going too far. This is a must read though. Read it all!Ok, so it will start off by us telling him that we have some movie part in California(he'll fall for that) and that they're flying us out there and they want him to come too. You guys wi...
Bubble-Troubble Demolition Derby on Ice. In this game, there are 4 teams of 2. One outside the plastic bubble, one on the inside.
Alright, so while I can't claim to be a huge, oh my god there's Steve-O jump for joy everytime a new Jackass movie comes out, fan, I do enjoy watching the show. Now, there's a prank that I would never have the means nor balls to pull on someone I know, but those kind of pranks seem to be the Jackass bread and butter, so here goes nothing.I got this idea maybe a month and a half ago. The first step of this plan would be to somehow make one of your friends unconcious. I'm not asking questions a...
Ok, so these aren't exactly "donuts" in the traditional sense. They are beer-battered, deep-fried donut peaches. And my God, they look so insanely delicious! Get the story behind this genius idea at Lunch at Sixpoint. Recipe below.
We've all been there before: We're in a hurry to get somewhere (often in bad weather), so we get in the car, turn the key in the ignition and.....WHUH! WHUH! WHUH! The darned battery is dead! After a stream of choice expletives (that is, if you're anything like me....;o)), we open the trunk and take out the jumper cables - but what if we don't know how to use them? Even if we do, we can often forget such things in crisis situations when we're pressed for time.
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I'm using this page as an image uploader for official forum charts. Here's one for crafting mastery if you want to see it in action :)
johnny knoxville or one of the other jackass's could get dressed up as old granny then walking into places like shops and swear her dead off demanding stuff and just being a jackass to everyone in the store, they won't expect that behaviour off a dear old granny so the reactions should be funny.
stand at the bottom of a steep hill with multiple tennis ball guns at the top have the hill covered in jax or legos(things it hurts to step on) when the horn blows have all the guys charge up the hill barefoot while getting completely annihilated with the tennis ball guns the last one to the top has to eat something gross. not only would it look good in 3d, it would be amazingly funny
Build platform on top of motor or side of boat. Strap Preston onto top of platform holding the legs of the first person in the chain. (If Preston can't hold the first person, have fist person of chain strap onto the platform by feet/ankles or legs.) Each person holds the legs or ankles of the person in front of them. Skier/boarder holds arms of last person of chain
From LAist: "A silly ad is how you get attention, right? Well, the Republican candidate for California's 36th Congressional District, which covers Venice, the South Bay, San Pedro and parts of South L.A., has certainly done that.
you take a car from one of the jackass crew.. and make a hole in the seat and take a crap done in the seat.. ofter the shit you place all the seat parts back again. en take a upholstery over and wait for him to get a fuckt up car...
first you get a massive sumo wrestler, then you dress all the guys like sumo wrestlers. once you do that everyone takes turns trying to knock him out of the circle. whoever doesnt succeed (which im sure no one will) gets slapped in the chest by the sumo wrestler
Thsi will be a first time for Jackasss. have all the guys nude and next to eachother for the first time. (never a problem , right?) A truck (18 wheeler, maybe smaller) will have all the jackass crew , Nude and tied up with their legs to this truck with a rope. You must have the truck pull all of the naked Jackass' across A HUGE SLIP AND SLIDE, Lubed up with Nothing but K-Y Jelly. After a certian point the rope should be broken and we see whose Jackass body could, Slip and Slide the furthest. ...
One of the Jackass crew members, should insert some type of object up their asshole, (such as a condom, filled with a powdery substance with a messege attached on the item, saying (thanks for playing with my poop) and then walk through an X-ray machine at an airport. When the jackass member gets stripped searched and they find the messege, It will be hillarious!
the idea come from a segment jackass did called face your fear where you stand on your knees with your hands behind your back and let yourself fall forward without stopping yourself. The idea is to set up a booth that sees if you have what it takes to be a jackass member and the test is to see if they can do the face your fear correctly on the first try. And when theyre falling forward put a plate of shit in front of them so they get a face full on shit. Thus face your fears shit face.
First Make a hole in the ground and cover it up with something large. Then hit a bee hive and place it in the hole.
First of all find or borrow a bull. Then get a big red sheet/cloth and tie it to something. Then use something to get it shaking(like a giant blow dryer).
all the dudes could dress up as girls and be a transvestite for the night, its a little compotiton between the dudes, whoever can get a guys number or a kiss on the check first will be the winner and the others as a forfit have to do the party boy dance in the thong in a gay bar.
one of the guys could cover their full body in pegs as it would be really painfull but really funny, i think preston should do this coz he gets really grumpy some times and has more skin to peg if you know what i mean ;)
Ever been warned that sitting too close to the TV might damage your eyesight? It won't. That probably won't stop this electronic View-Master from giving your poor mother a heart attack, however.
Oh, don't look so grumpy, Coco. I'm sure Nylon's secret formulas will only be used in the direst of situations:
I've heard blind people have heightened senses, but I never imagined it could translate to such superb soccer footwork. As you watch below, remember this- all players are legally blind except for the goalie.
