A male bar patron needs to relieve himself so he walks into the bar's bathroom. A couple of his buddies follow along with him. The urinal is a long, white, bathtub, sitting on the floor horizontally that is filled with ice. The patron starts to unzip his pants to urinate and an evil faced snowman pops up from underneath the ice and roars at the patron. The patron screams and urinates on himself. His buddies laugh hysterically.
For those who haven't read their Bible, this is how one of Kind David's sons died. His hair was too long, and as he was riding a horse under a tree, his hair became entangled and he broke his neck. We need a jack-ass volunteer with long hair to ride a horse under a low hanging branch. Hopefully, his neck won't break, but I'm sure the pain of hanging by your hair would be fun for the viewers to watch. Perhaps we could tie the person's hands by their side so they couldn't grab the branch to rel...
