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News: Crash the Party

Crashing a frat party would be the type of prank that the guys of Jackass could pull off, like no others. My idea would be taking a boring overdone prank and cranking it up a few notches, like a jackass prank on steriods. Fraternities at the University of Alabama are very serious about their parties. If you are not on the list then you have no chance of getting in. I am assuming that all school's greek systems are the same. That reason alone makes it a challenge. I am suggesting that they guy...

News: The Poisionous Snake

this idea you would be pranking someone on the crew, we can set up another stunt that has to do with a snake that is non poisionous so whoever is getting pranked will be biten by it and they can think that hey might die.....manny the expert can be there telling everyone that it is actually poisionous and they need to be rushed to the hospital as fast as possible....then to spice up the prank you can just get sic and twisted with it and pretend the car breaks down and they have to start runnin...

News: hahaha i got 2 really bomb ideas

alright my first idea is to go to a ski mountain wearing ridiculous stuff and looking retarded and then go on a chairlift and halfway at a spot you would hang off the chairlift and make them stop the chairlift and get everyones attention and then just drop and ski away or something like that haha (of course a height that you wont die from dropping from) and my second idea was to go to a fitness center/gym or anywhere that has a lockeroom and run around naked chasing eachother and falling in t...

News: The Last Tango To Hell and Back

The Jackass cast enter a hotel ballroom completely nude except they are all wearing safety goggles.Each member must pair up to second member to use as a "dance partner". Some slow romantic music starts playing over a large stereo sound system in the room. ("Slow Dancing" by Johnny Rivers, "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC, "Drive" by The Cars. etc, etc, ect.)Everybody is dancing away with their partner to the music, havin a gay ol' time, when suddenly the lights go out & the music stops.Unbeknowst to...

News: Where's The CRASH

This prank has to be where people walk all the time.... You start off by putting portable or wireless speakers that would play a playback of car tires skidding on the ground, in cylinder shaped trash cans right by a busy street full of cars and where a lot of spectators would walk or cross. Then step away and wait for a group of people or an individual to walk by the trash cans, then play the sound and watch everybody suddenly run or jump, expecting a car to crash somewhere....It's funny beca...

News: Can't Take The Heat

Put a group or a small number of people in sauna, make sure it's nice and warm. Then open up the door and spray pepper spray(Fox Brand) in the eyes and bodies of the people inside. The heat will increase the pain of the pepper spray, after they snot and hack and gag on it for a few minutes, let them out towards a shower or with a shower in close proximity, they will automatically go jump in the shower due to them thinking it will take off the pepper spray, but it as well as the heat will incr...

News: port o derby

two crew members will get in individual port o pottys. they will compete in a down hill race. i think its hilarious and will be pretty gross when they fall over going down hill. please pick one of my pranks. its been my dream like everyone else to be on jackass, this is my 15th submitted prank and im gonna submit as many possible to prove my effort. hopefully my hard work and dedication will pay off and ill cya in hollywood

News: fake bed prank!!

fake bed prank .the fake bed prank is prety much a funny idea of a box filled with pie or puddingng maybe even poop if you desire.and covered with a cmferter or any bed covering and pillows possableythe prank is having a sucker jump or lie down on the bed look-a-like and sloosh into the joke for big dreamers.!!mike d.make a bed frame sized box with out the topmake the bed frame wood or cardboard budget impliedfill fill the box,jello pudding whipped cream babby oil if water proofed box/ cover ...

News: Silent Poop

For this prank, get one of the guys from the crew (prob will be Dave England) to walk in a library ready to poop. Have him then get a book to read or maybe go on computer and just sit and not talk. Then have him begin to poop. While this is going on make sure he try's and plays it off. If people start to look around play it as cool as you can. IF at 1st no one knows he is pooping make him be the 1st to be like ewwww whats that or somthing. once there get out of there and see how people take it.

News: Death by Diet Coke

Several Jackass cast members are individually tied to a separate poles & blindfolded or hoods are placed over them as if they are about to face "execution" by a firing squad. All are asked to give their 'any last words'.10-12 individuals arrive with 2 liter bottles of Diet Coke & Menthos candies pieces. All take up positions about 10 to 15 feet from the 'condemned'. Each 'shooter' places their Mentos into the Diet Coke bottles.The bottles can be fired as rockets by unscrewing the lid until a ...

News: Johnny's belated Debauchery Bachelor Party of Shame.

First off, congratulations to Jonny & Naomi to their marriage Friday. Great timing for Johnny to make an honest woman of the bride; 9 months AFTER your son's birth. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE.Its safe to say that Johnny did not get a proper bachelor party before he tied the knot.So Johnny gets called to meet Jeff Trenmaine at his office or some other building. When Johnny arrives, he is surprised to find a 'bachelor party' has been set up by all of his friends. Every gay male stripper, every morbid obes...

News: Tacks in the f'n shoes!

OK fellas; this may seem simple on the surface but it is anything but.....I'm from the school of thought that believes that all pranks should be mildly sadistic!Many years ago while serving in the Navy; I used to put a handfull of tacks in peoples flight-deck boots. Nothing was funnier than watching those jack ass squids ramming their respective feet into those boots in the morning and have them think that they were just bitten by a gaggle of god damned scorpions!!!So there you have it - simp...

News: Human Cage

So check this out. Have Johnny Knoxville dressed up in his old man costume with a cage covered by a sheat. The joke is that Wee-Man will be in the cage but nobody will know it. When Johnny Knoxville walks into a store with a bunch of tourists, Wee-man has to start hitting the cage and then the sheet gets knocked off and wee-man finds a way to get out of the cage. As soon as he gets outhave him run all around the store. He should wear a thong to make it funnier. It would be good to go into a f...

News: The Stool Jewel

This is very simple but would take a little time. Get a stone or cubic zirconia or jewel of some sort about the size of a gum ball . . . start with one member of the Jackass crew swallowing it and waits until it passes through their system and then they poop it out. When they poop it out, it gets washed off and cleaned and then another Jackass guy does the same thing and then poops it out, and then the next guy and the next guy until every dude in Jackass has swallowed it and pooped it out. T...

News: Irving Zismans gas attack

Have Johnny disguised as IrvingZisman and turn him loose on the general population armed with "The Pooter" ( one of the most realistic fart making noise gadgets available ) to release a gas attack like they have never heard. Let him visit crowded elevators, office buildings, crowded buses, shopping malls, taxi cabs, restaurants, movie theaters, job interviews, grocery stores, churches or what ever target he chooses. This joke would even work with the entire cast of Jackass but Irving would mo...

News: Airbag Asshole

Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag off. Airbag's explode at over 200 mph, this will send the victim 4 to 5 feet in the air and will feel like someone ripped him a new asshole. Hilarity ensues this will be a classic video, try it out let me know what you think. Then get me on a plane to L.A. I wanna party with you.

News: He was one of the good ones..

So i thought the greatest prank on the jackass crew would not by physical but emotional...then physical. Sounds pansy-ish i know but read on. Just wee-man and two filmers go to a bungee-jumping spot. They film wee man waving, then falling, then screaming. Next they add another video of a dummy that looks like weeman hitting the ground. They show the video to the crew and tell them wee man has died. even have actor doctors and morgue people to confirm. The crew would be so devasted they'd have...

News: "Don't Be A Quitter"

Take a pack of someone’s cigarettes, and carefully remove partial contents from a few of them. In one, pull out some of the tobacco with tweezers, insert a “Pop-It” (make sure it is closer to the end without the filter) and reinsert the tobacco with tweezers. I can’t guarantee this method won’t blow someone’s face off, so try it on a dummy first. In the second cigarette, grind up a little sun-dried dog turd, and sprinkle it in before replacing the tobacco. In a third, put in a little wad of a...

News: The Brown Popsicle

This is a kind of ode to the yellow snowcone. First you need a popsicle, take the wrapper off and the stick and what not. It also could be funnier if the person who's eating the poo popsicle eats the real one, kind of like a before and after shot. Then you need someone to take a poo (its not very hard cause you guys get paid to do it). Pick the poo up, put it on the stick and put the wrapper on it and try to mold it into looking like a real popsicle. Then put it in the frezzer and leave it th...

News: Are you dieing?

on the way to meet the jackass crew you predand you got jumped just say that to everybody in the room where the jackass crew are going to be at. And then you get stuff that make's it look like part of your head skin isfalling over and you are dazzing off and then he passout and mon's to everyone and then a man walks in saying give me him like to a jackass member and he brings someone else and then the other jackass member is in it and hen he says more tuff to scare the shit out of the jackass...

News: The Shitty massage

A massage worker calls a jackass memeber and says you just won a free 2 hour massage and we would like you to come [this day] and he will be there he will lay down on his tummy with nose plugs and the massager would open a little can with shit in it and say this is a cream that make's your back feeling good all day and then their wll be piss in a bottle and say its a water that makes you back have no wrinkels and then the massager will take off the nose plugs and then you will push the jackas...

News: shopping traps

each member is to "do a shopping cart" off a ramp into a pit of set mouse traps. the member gets out of the pit and tallies the amount of mouse traps is caught on his body. the member with the most mouse traps caught on his body wins!

News: Dumb suiside

the first thing you do is get a dummy and go on a high bulding and tape a little speeker on the dummy and through him off screaming into the mic so people will think its real it will be so funny and make sure some of the guys are down there so no one down there will get hit.

News: the gay pornstar

hi johnie!!Well it would be very funny if you drug your friend and when he is asleep take his all clothes off and leave him to a gay porn movie set with 3 black men naked!! it must be perfect..it should have fake director and cameras..please johnie choose me..my dream is to come with you!

News: Bungee paintball

Have Steve-o and Chris Pontius,dressed in very little, do a tandom bungee jump off the highest bungee jumping bridge in the world which is in South Africa, it is 216meters high and as they jump have the rest of the crew with paintball guns ready to shoot them as the are flying through the air

News: A$$ Whooped By Kids

So you get in a room, playground, arena, whatever you've got to work with, with a bunch of kids. You give the kids tennis rackets, and you let them go off on you. Let them beat you up, hit you in the head, balls, face, anywhere is fair game. Only rule is not to cry.

News: excuse me?

when somebody enters a bathroom to take a dump basically have massive speakers set up to where they cant see and once they sit down and begn their poo'ing you have the massive speakers go off as loud as possible so that way they literally shit themselves hahaha you could do multiple sounds to like the long whistle to big exsplosion or loud horn or even a massiive bass booming fart coming through speakes hahaa

News: Target launch

Pretty much all you do is stick someone on the seat, drive a car off the ramp and try to hit the target. This will launch whoever is on it onto a trampoline and then they will bounce into a pool filled with crap.

News: wagon hop

1 person gets into a wagon with rockets at the end of it then there will be a ramp and a shed in front of it the person will then set off the rockets and fly up the ramp over the shed an and land The Wagon jum

News: The Fight

Here's our prank. Start off by getting a shit car, you know what im talking about...one of those shit cars you get from a junk yard. have one of you take it and park it outside of a public place where a ton of people are everyday.(cafe, coffee shop, etc.) Then have Bam act super pissed off, run up to the car and just start wailing on it with some sort of bar or bat or something. smash the windshield, break all the windows, just break everything. then the one who parked the car, whoever it hap...

News: Straight Dave's Worst Nightmare

Ok, so this one is quite simple, and can be taken many many different ways, and done many ways, however the basic premise, is to get one of your single buddies to go to a bar or a club with you, hoping to score a chick for the night. He see's a hot chick, but you beat him to making the the move, you walk over and talk to her, then after a bit you come back and tell him that she is into him, and convince him to go talk to her, so he does, they hit it off, then leave the bar and head to a hotel...

News: The "Pussy" Motel

Ryan Dunn is handcuffed naked to a small chair or sitting on the floor of a small room. Dunn is completely covered in catfood or some other delicious morsels of food stuffings.Brought into the room with Dunn are a couple hundred of domesticated housecats. The cats will eat & lick all over Dunn's body.While the cats are eating on Dunn, Johnny Knoxville sets off firecrackers one after another in the corner of the room, causing the cats to scramble in hysterical hysteria around the room. TOTAL F...

News: exploding portapotty's

the scenario.. an outdoors event. in which the food has been laced with a super strong laxative the more the better. eventually everyone will need to crap bad. the portapotty's are retrofitted with massive pumps inside the blue water filled with the most ungodly poop one can find. the massive pumps shoot all that rancid goodness through any and all holes in the portapotty. only to be rigged hidden cameras to watch the madness. afterwards there would be a quick release for the walls of the por...